Reality Porn Blog: DANGEROUS DONGS stopped my car around the corner from Jan's dorm. Most of the students had departed for home over the weekend, and there was nobody around. She turned toward me. "My folks should be here in about an hour. I won't be back until the fall. Maybe I'll be okay by then. Take good care of The Boss. I'll never forget wha . . . wha . . . what we did. And how much I love you!" She started to open the door of the car.